Posted 2 hours ago

naamahdarling:

adventurotica:

I am laughing unreasonably hard at this.

I am ASHAMED that it took me nearly one full minute to get it.

Posted 2 days ago

i-love-my-fandoms:

koizumisato:

pornithologist:

what this made me realise is that helen’s certainty implies that dash and violet were both showing signs of their powers as infants and that is the funniest thing i have ever thought of in my life because one has super speed and one turns invisible can you picture first-time parents trying to deal with a baby that sometimes fucking disappears

   

Posted 2 days ago

beam-meh-up-scotty:

spinsterprivilege:

noirnites:

Macabre statues to keep me company outside my new office.

Congratulations on the job. I didn’t know Hell was even hiring.

Lmao

Posted 3 days ago
Posted 5 days ago

ereri-jpg:

before tumblr i could look at two men without shipping them but now 

all of my otps are gay

You mean before you met me.

Posted 1 week ago
gauntletspirit:

ghostisreal:

putuksstuff:

ghostisreal:

dialga pls we’re in public

THE GOD OF TIME DOESNT WAIT
HE ALSO SPEAKS IN FULL CAPS AT ALL TIMES

s t o p

TIME STOPS FOR NO ONE.

gauntletspirit:

ghostisreal:

putuksstuff:

ghostisreal:

dialga pls we’re in public

THE GOD OF TIME DOESNT WAIT

HE ALSO SPEAKS IN FULL CAPS AT ALL TIMES

s t o p

TIME STOPS FOR NO ONE.

Posted 1 week ago

sinnohqueen:

ORAS is literally going to be the greatest game in existence because look at this. team magma is so nice and organized and serious right

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and then there’s TEAM AQUA

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i love pokemon. i love pokemon so much iw ill marry gamefrea K

Posted 1 week ago

theroyalorphans:

vulgarswami:

vulgarswami:

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

MY MOM SET A TOWEL ON THE COUNTER AND IT JUST CAUGHT ON FIRE

THERE WAS NOTHING NEAR IT IT JUST SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED

Is your mother Spencer Shay

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He just gets slowly less concerned

(Source: dammit-jim-im-a-blog)

Posted 1 week ago

0rangine:

HOW TO DRY YOUR HAIR, THE SORA WAY

Wet hair
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Flip them locks aggressively
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Wait a bit…
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TADAAAA
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DONE

Exactly my thoughts on this scene.

Posted 1 week ago

serkets:

itsgayerinenochian:

creepyjirachi:

"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.

pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company

meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names